Holly Madison Breasts Insured For $1 Million

Apparently former Playboy playmate Holly Madison thinks so highly of her big fake breasts that shes gone out and had them insured for a cool $1 million. I guess that makes sense, theyre basically her primary source of income and if anything ever happened to them shed be fucked. Im sure hookers get their vaginas insured. Although, theyve always got their asholes. Anyhow, I would have like to see the look on the lucky bastard over at the insurance agency when he was told he had to asses the value of Hollys chesticular region